Dr. DigiPol

Alas, no sooner did I report that the Vice President predicted that our troops would be welcomed as liberators on Pluto, the planet explodes in civil war.
Astronomers in Prague (a lovely city, but not if you are Pluto) have taken away Pluto’s planetary status and, with it, any hopes that the US will be able […]

Astronomers meeting in Prague are poised to add three new planets to our solar system.
In a related announcement, Vice President Cheney indicated that US troops would be greeted on these new planets with open arms, as liberators.

These make the point nicely.
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