US Troops Find Less Than a Warm Welcome on the 9th Planet
Alas, no sooner did I report that the Vice President predicted that our troops would be welcomed as liberators on Pluto, the planet explodes in civil war.
Astronomers in Prague (a lovely city, but not if you are Pluto) have taken away Pluto’s planetary status and, with it, any hopes that the US will be able to spread plutocracy throughout the solar system.
Back at home, Goofy is arranging memorial services for Pluto. May it rest in heavenly peace.